Hey guys !
Created this space years and years ago thus do forgive
me if it comes off as extremely cheesy. And the incredibly
tacky name. Haha, I get chills everytime I lay eyes on it.
Too lazy to change things though !
I love to write, so have kept myself updating over the years.
I hope you guys enjoy reading me ! ♥
7:33 PM
This will be good.
And fun. =)
(read it word for word leh. it may start out boring but i guarantee it climaxes)
(if it's really that bad, you can skip part 1 and just go on to part 2)
You can even read it in parts cause I'm not writing anytime soon after this I presume. I'll just leave this post sitting here to ensure that my critic friend sees it.
(i made it really long. to make up for not writing in the next few days =))
This beautiful post shall be delicately presented to the certain someone who was so nice to take precious time out of her life to tag my humble blog.
(you should really read this. it's nothing much, but it bears alot of my sincerity)
Part 1.
As it goes, Jun Wen was really very nice to notice me about the tag made on my blog.
Lol. I remember how I got off the bus only to be informed by Jun Wen that someone actually scolded me on MY blog no less.
Honestly, I was rather alarmed. I was expecting something more mundane on a mundane morning like the one I expected to have this morning.
Suprisingly, I wasn't half upset. Lol. These things happen. Always will have those eat already nothing to do kind of people who will never cease doing such things.
Still, I WAS a little bit sian. Like, sad sian. I was like... huh. Who would write anything bad about me deliberately?
(pardon my lack of intelligence then, because i actually thought it might have been written by someone who actually mattered)
Of course I woke up in like 2 seconds.
'Heck, if it's so bad, just go cbox delete lo.'
Then Jun Wen told me not to worry. Cause Elaine, Rui Zhang, Eden and him already bombarded a bunch of slanderous remarks already.
(those are my words. haha ! still, thanks junwen. for being so nice)
I called off my idea to delete the tags. Kept similing when he said that la. I have SUCH GREAT friends.
Part 2.
Anyways, saw exactly what the tags said and I am amused. Lol !
In fact, I even feel flattered la.
The girl's trying to tell me that I ain't that good. I mean, that means that, I must have portrayed myself to be THAT good la ! Lol ! Until she really can't take it and had to put me down.
Heck, I didn't even try.
Erm, how do I know that she's a girl you ask? I just know it leh. Cause guys just, arn't that... you know, B-chy.
I can't believe I'm calling so much attention to myself that I've invited hate-critic ! Yay ! Lol. I am now one head up on my own hierarchy. I actually have the ability to make people do this.
I do often critic people myself. I just don't often do it to their faces. For that, I can almost salute you (the girl). Almost. But what disturbs me is how amateur-ishly you do it. In case you don't understand, amateur translates to noob. I may critic often, but at the very least, I do it politely.
Thank you very much.
I believe that, I'm not a naturally mean person. However, lol. Just for this once. I'll do it for you.
And with very much style too.
You can continue reading, and try picking up some tips.
I have many things that I'd like to say to you, girl.
First of all.
I am so SO SO grateful to you for the alarming amount of concern you have for me, that you have to offer your invaluable opinions to help me improve.
Yes, I'll take heed. NOT.
Lol !
But I don't ACTUALLY blame you for the things you said. I'm not even the least bit angry.
You might just have had a bad hair day that morning. Where you found out that a tuft of your hair was missing from your scalp. It happens, who knows? =(
Or or or ! Maybe, you just realized that the fats in your thighs are getting so thick, that you have difficulty crossing your legs when you're sitting in the train. That's sad too. But don't worry. It happens to the best of us. The fats in your thighs can really help in making your arms look slimmer.
I'm sorry that you had to vent your frustration in the way you did (on me) to overcome your ordeal. I'd love to help, by offering you solace in my tagboard, but it's really not right. I'd hate to get my friends all worked up over your comments for nothing.
Well. You might think that you got to me cause you think I'm writing this extensively long post just to get back at you, but you're wrong.
I'm doing it just because I have the time. And the capability to do it well.
Haha. Let's highlight some of the stuff on your tags.
What's with the =) after criticizing me? You're showing me that you're satisfied? Or... that you're just saying it like it is and it's nothing personal? Come ON la. You don't =) after criticizing someone.
Next on the list. If you have SO much to say, why not include your name too? So that I know you're actually good enough to say those things about me? I'm not taunting you or anything. It's just that. You don't even have the GUTS to put your name there or something about yourself la.
Oh... you don't want people to know who you are? So you DO know that it's disgraceful to do such things ar?
Lol. *shakes head*
=) after you criticize me. Do it without a name.
Where's your BACKBONE girl?
Ya. BACKBONE. The part that doesn't exist in you. Because... well. You have none?
I seriously doubt you're going to tag again. After my friend's many kind comments to you and this post.
I too doubt that you'll ever mention that you did such a thing to any of your friends. Right?
But if you even had a hint of any guts, you'd say something. And retort. Tsk.
I'm glad to see that you stayed around in my blog and actually read my posts before you commented. Three times. In twenty minutes. Wow. I must matter alot to you huh?
I couldn't help but notice, that you sounded a tad sore and bitter when you picked out my bad points. Were you actually studying my posts while you tried to pick on my mistakes? Lol.
What's with telling me that I don't deserve a good guy. Blah blah. And how guys only like good girls. You sound SO bitter !
That's another reason how I know you're a girl. Why you picking on these nitty-gritty little details? You sound like you want me to die an old spinster or something. Did I really inflict such pain on you that you HAD to say all these? Haha.
You must know me quite well leh. To actually be bold enough to make such sweeping statements. You know my style? Really ar? Did someone tell you? Or can you just tell by looking at me? And my writing?
I must say I'm impressed.
And you adding on that I possess (btw, you spelt it WRONG) no class, and how my English is very broken. Haha.
Thanks. But it would have been better if you pointed out where exactly it's broken.
You know what? I'll just do you a favour and help you with this, i-am-on-a-spree-to-pick-out-rachael's-faults-misson, just so you feel better about your fat thighs.
You can add all these somewhere where everyone can see, maybe in your friendster shoutout or your msn nick or wherever is it you prefer.
1) I get tempted to dig my nose in public just to see if it's clean. But usually I don't and end up only digging it in the comfort of my own room or toilet.
In the recent years, I've been digging it less in fear that my nostrils will get bigger and bigger.
You (the girl) should try too. Big nostrils and fat thighs just don't go well together.
2) I don't really swear in vulgarities, it's not that I'm building up an image of myself, it's just that it's not a habit of mine. But I do swear vulgarities once in awhile in my mind. When I'm really ticked off.
3) I'm very very very lazy. So lazy that my rooms always looks like a dump. (my friends would know)
4) I'm so lazy that the longest I've gone without washing my jeans is like, 4 months. Or maybe even half a year.
Hmp. That's about all I'll tell you for now.
You can go ahead an scream at the top of you're lungs about how I'm a nose digger and a dirty person who doesn't wash her jeans.
Aiya, go ahead la. On your crazy hunt for my faults. If it makes you feel better.
You know how you said my english is broken? And that =.= thingy for don't know what reason?
You can say so if you got an A1 for English you know? None of us are going to say how you're a braggart. I'll even tell you that your liguistic ability may be better than mine.
All I got was a lowly b3. Lol. Yay. Jump for joy ! You just learnt of yet another fault of mine.
Or did you know it already?
If you have anything else to say, you can just come right up and say it.
Say already, why afraid of letting other people know who you are?
But if you insist on carrying on being some boneless... you know.
*waves indifferently again*
Then you can just carry those mindless childish antics away along with yourself and stop wasting my time. Go put on some make-up or something.
Go on. Hurry along now.
You can strut in here and tell me in your high and mighty manner that I'm not all that.
But I'm telling you now in my higher and mightier manner that you're nothing at all.
I sure hope the people around you won't feel too painful with your presence.
Alright. I'm getting tired of this.
Thanks you all. For backing me up.
Goodnight.
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