1. Told taxi dealer that we wanted a cab to Som Boon restaurant and very clearly repeated the street of the restaurant to him. He assured us he knew the place and lo and behold ! We were brought to some far away place and a restaurant with the same name where there were people to open our car doors for us. Seriously.
Note: If someone form the establishment opens the doors for you, immediately be suspicious of the place (unless it's the bellboy/ valet at your hotel <:)

2. Agreed on fare of 150 baht (expensive can ! but we wanted to take the tuktuk at least once la), halfway into the trip, the driver was all, 'jam jam 200 baht'. -_-

3. There was a couple of occasions where we tried to tell the cabs our hotel street (it seems like it's never a good idea to let them know our hotels right away) and the cabbie would be like, 'hotel? hotel??'. After stating our hotel the driver would go on to say, 100 baht/200baht.
And that's after I've repeatedly asked meter?? metter??? METERRRR??? several times upon entering the cab. Seriously selective hearing man.

4. Once, we strolled back to our hotel but gave up when we (I) reached the final stretch of street, I think less than 100m, and we hailed a cab from right there. It cost only 40 baht but the driver took our notes and matter of factly sat there and said 'no change'. He didn't even bother to turn into our hotel !!

5. On another occasion, another driver too upon reaching the outside street of our hotel said he wouldn't be turning in. If you're in bkk, you'll understand why it's a kind of big deal to want your driver to turn in cause you're legs are in pain 90% of the time from all the walking. Anyway, before we could even protest, he had already gotten off the cab and opened my door. So gentlemanly right. And he didn't return us our change lo !! But 2 baht only la I think. Hehe (:

6. Oh oh !! One night, we wanted to head to this club Route 66 and the driver was all 'rooooooot? rooooot??'. Quite obvious he had no idea where he was going but when we attempted to get off, he said he knew. We should have gotten off right there but aiya. Of course, he brought us to this shady pub that was obviously NOT Route 66 and even had the cheek to say 'here better'.
Should have given him 2 baht for the fare and told him 'this better'.

Lol. It's quite funny to listen to they're excuses and reasoning sometimes, and when we're really tired, we actually just stand there and listen to them attempt to cheat us by telling us how taking the tuktuk at 200 baht is cheaper in the jam instead of a metered cab.

It's really not a big deal, but still. They way they're so blatant and like thick skinned? about it is soooo exasperating. And it's not much money, but imagine the time wasted ! Holiday, tight schedule leh. People who visit the place for 2 nights only how.