9:55 PM
Fish & Co. Seafood in a pan.
Si Ying and me. It's National Day by the way. And ya ya ya. I wore my blouse twice. What? Cannot ar? I like the smell my clothes give off when they're worn twice. La dee da.
Here comes Wei Ting ! And her very pretty pink pony. Hehee. Zi Qi's taking the photos.
The Calamari. They were big, they were soft, and they were very very juicy. Eh, did that sound wrong? Kuakuakua.
Your goosepimples' popping out ar? Aiya. Not my fault la. It's the darned weather...
Oh, and you see the flag stuck in the lemon? I know that day's like National Day and all. I didn't mean to flash the American flag so big !
I'm a patriotic, upstanding, upright citizen.
Really. I'm about this (stresses with index finger almost touching thumb), THISSSS, close to singing the national anthem here. But I won't.
Who asked them to hike the GST by 2%.
Hmp ! It's intolerable.
I shall migrate somewhere else once I'm accomplished to.
Then I shall nani-nani-poo-poo to the Government and they will cry and cry and cry because they would have lost yet another patriotic, upstanding, upright (not to mention brilliant) citizen to the GST hike.
Ole ole ole !
And if some government official happens to chance upon my pretty blog (which is as good as me striking in toto, which is about as good as 0 chance, because i do not buy toto), and lectures me for my writing, well.
I shall sulk and tell them that it was the weather that made me write that. The Singapore heat made me all gong-gong (blur blur, not stupid stupid).
Then, the government official will take heed in what I said and go on to bring down the GST (in fear of losing me to another country). He'll even look into the weather problem and start doing something about it.
And it will be I who solved all these problems ! Mua hahahahaha.
Seriously, no, seriously seriously, my brilliance scares even myself sometimes.
And I guess it's lucky for me too that there's no more Woodbridge hospital anymore. Hehehe.
Hmm... what else what else. Oh ya !
Eh, if you're one of those people who always visits and doesn't tag, well, please do. I know, I mean you. Ya, you ! Don't think I don't know hor, always come but never tag. I got the tracking thing that knows where you're reading from one okay...
So you better tag hor.
Hehe. Just kidding la. But I do want you to tag.
Just to make sure you won't be that government official I've predicted to come. Heheee.
Constance vigilance (it's from harry potter) remember?
Enjoy your weekend !